East Asia needs to up its casserole game

Guarantee this guy never played a video game

spotify wrapped is just a reminder of the unrelenting enshittification of spotify as a service for listening to music

When Data got his fingers stuck in the Chinese finger trap, that was the single most accurate future tech prediction that Star Trek ever did

Jesus died to forgive the sins of Christmas musicians so you dont have to feel bad for listening to wife beaters, pedophiles, or murderers

Apple has made it impossible to place the text cursor at the end of the line

been buying shirts with too little of neck holes i need a big ole neck hole!

Chicago, Illinois 🇺🇸

On repeat

TJs is an alternate universe where inflation stayed at 1%

I want to see a cat eating tiktok where the car gets absolutely trashed

Fatherhood has driven me to the unthinkable: jarred sauces

Destroying the Mona Lisa specifically would be a huge win for the art world since it is the most boring painting of all time

Garland Walton #KHive #ReproductiveFreedom @MemphisFor don't care. they should leave the house too.

major red flag for an adult to have interest in astronomical phenomena. grow up and go to an art museum. you deserve your cloudy skies

gonna punch the next person who heart reacts to something over slack

got an erewhon smoothie and it is garbage. significantly worse than a jamba juice

was looking at a map, forgot the bahamas existed