NO ONE MOURNS THE WICKED

I’m just going to ask this again because I didn’t get a definitive answer the first time… WHY THE FUCK IS ELON MUSK DOING PRESS BRIEFINGS IN THE WHITE HOUSE FROM THE OVAL OFFICE?!?!

RETWEET to wish Barack Obama a Happy Presidents Day!

This is about to reach crazy levels of petty. I’m ready.

Smack somebody moe!!! Omg yall trynna be all good and shit and our democracy is falling right at y’all’s feet!! I need hands to ass!!

The National Park Service was created on August 25, 1916, to "preserve unimpaired the natural and cultural resources and values of the National Park System for the enjoyment, education, and inspiration of this and future generations."

I hate this take. Because once again, Jeremiah would not have been an option if people didn’t vote him as least favorite. And if we understand the girls logic, the guys logic for keeping Austin and Pepe match that. Not that Austin needed to stay…

Damn. I must be evil then

Am I the only one who thought that was cringe?!?!? yall cant be serious????? #bb27

I hope we all recognize that late night tv hosts are being held to a higher standard than our elected leaders and the current regime

I think I wanna plan a yearly trip where a group goes to an awesome all-inclusive and we play Traitors for a week… like I would love this!

As a track girlie - I hate this handoff. It was not clean. But glad it worked.

Ami the only person who is enjoying Michael? #TheTraitorsUS

Finally catching up. And you not wrong. Don’t be sorry about it. Lol, I’m definitely team Michael in this situation

Lisa: What’s your plan? Candiace: Operation defuse the situation. Rob: Uh, same thing I do everyday, kinda sit back and whenever people bring stuff up… VIEWERS: Rob is the best player ever! #TheTraitorsUS

Rob is a terrible traitor. Like what do you mean your bromance with Colton is more important than the traitors?!?! I can’t stand traitors who turn on others for absolutely no reason. #TheTraitorsUS

These faithfuls being weirded out by Johnny/Tara blindly trusting each other when all of them are blindly trusting Rob is soooooo— #TheTraitorsUS #TheTraitors

I mean to say this is to be obtuse because even games involve emotions. And if they choose to speak about how they felt, that’s their right. Rob did betray them early and he didn’t own that aspect of his gameplay. If he did maybe he’d be a better winner in my eyes