that first workout after having covid is brutal

I don’t know if I’m supposed to idolize Cassie’s mom in Euphoria, but I do.

“stinkbugs i think are from hell”

thinking about that time in middle school when i asked my teacher if i could get a drink of water bc i couldn’t stop coughing and she said “no. just swallow a bunch of spit”

“i shit you not kayley i was one of the best minecrafters” Jaida Kusic

POV: you’re Chris Rock #whatjusthappened

stop saying bad stuff to me! only say good stuff. i dint like bad stuff said to me

wish i had a dog to take on a walk

If your fiancé goes to a strip club for his bachelor party you should call off the wedding.

once again

“…that was the second most best dad joke ive ever told. do you wanna know the best one? it involves monkeys”

imma drink a mega pint tonight

Abortion, which is lifesaving in cases of miscarriage, ectopic pregnancy, etc, will now be illegal in many states & even criminal in some & women will die as a result of this decision. So don't tell me you're pro-life.

250+ mass shootings in the US alone, and a woman’s body is more regulated than a gun. get fucking real.

Y'all still not understanding. People see children as a punishment for women having sex. That's why some folks say the solution for women since Roe has been overturned is to "close your legs." Not once do they advocate men getting vasectomies or keeping their peens in their pants

I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?" She instantly replied "yes." Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.

keep trying your best even when things dont feel right… the only way out, is through

parents love using the mall employees as babysitters 🥴

i am straight up not having a good time