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Megan Segura

@megsegura

writer/editor/tv watcher

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calendar_today10-01-2011 15:06:01

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I once had a boyfriend cheat on me, so I decided to never speak to him again. In retrospect, a televised three-part reunion of me going absolutely IN on him would have been better.

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I’ve seen the tweets about how a person falls asleep quickly with a partner they feel safe with, so how do you make your significant other feel less safe? Because I would love to make it through an ep of The Bear together.

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Did we not already know aspartame was a carcinogen? I swear my mom told me that growing up. Then again she also warned me not to wear overalls because it made it easier for predators to grab me in case you were wondering what my childhood was like.

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Me to my bf after traveling to a small island by two trains, 3 cars, and 1 plane: “So have you ever been here with anyone else?”

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Just saw a beautiful man walking in NYC with a Whataburger t-shirt on, and now it’s my Texas-born duty to marry him and procreate.

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I’ve been put in charge of planning our office “team building” activity, and I’m just really excited for us to experience ketamine together.

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What I love most about Tell Me Lies is how they pair accurate aspects of the 2007 college experience (The Postal Service, Blackberries) with completely fictional elements (male abs).