im actually regressing

there should be an opposite of valentine’s day where you post instagram photos of your enemy

presently tits out at the gym

i swear mens egos will be the death of me

i like the same tweets different fonts all day

It feels like someone did open heart surgery on me but left me on the table and now i’m bleading out that’s how i feel -this is one of my drafts am i ok

one thing about my mom is if she does not understand something she will be pissed at me about it

“at the end of the day, if i was ugly like that, my account would be private too” -kate

my dad just asked me how taylor swifts new album is? did anyone talk to my dad guys

i cant do this 9 to 5 shit i’m gonna kill somebody or kill myself -shawn

hot and mysterious until u get added on my spam

i dont think i have ever felt more emotionally unavailable than i do right now

as a man, why are you going live

me: wait is celine dion dead shawn: i hope not

when i go nonverbal that’s the real me

a joint and an energy drink is where it’s at