yeah a $600 stimulus sucks ASS but my parents claimed me on their taxes last year so despite me currently living on my own and working full time i will still be getting ✨nothing✨

christmas in your 20’s be like

Hot girls deserve in unit laundry

if adults can still be employed after storming the capitol building i can probably get a job with a nose ring

im a college graduate and this is the only type of job offers that im getting 😭 help

Hair, LAID. Waist, CINCHED. Fit, BIG DRIP - my forever First Lady did not come to play.

Little boy: “If you score a goal can you do this dance?” Neymar: “I will do that one then, deal?” INCREDIBLE 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Two years ago I tried to take my own life. I didn’t want to live anymore. I didn’t want to be. Now I’ve taken my life back. I’ve built something incredible. I’m working everyday to be better myself and learn from my mistakes. And I couldn’t be more proud of myself.

bananas to the other fruits in the smoothie

Pointing out that birth control pills have a worse blood clot rate than any vaccine isn’t saying “blood clots are fine” but rather that it’s amazing what we won’t tolerate for the general population but will tolerate for mostly women for 60 years completely unchecked.

To you college kiddos who are currently living in the same town as all of your best friends, enjoy every second of it. Cause one day they’re all gonna be spread across the country and that stuff hurts.

Just to clarify "money doesn't buy happiness" means "luxury goods don't bring fulfillment" not "people shouldn't worry about having money to pay bills"

I’m a Registered Dietitian and when I applied for Noom in 2017 (before I knew they were evil) they told me I had too much experience, if that tells you anything

✉️🔮Leo, Aries, Taurus, Virgo, Aquarius, Pisces changes in your job & career life are happening in February - you’ve been feeling an urge to do something more fulfilling, that also fills up your bank account. an opportunity is appearing for you soon… stay open to receive it.

NO JOB IS WORTH YOUR LIFE. Call tf off during bad weather people, i don’t understand why ppl continue to give loyalty to a company that will replace them in a day.

Not buying Starbucks once per week would save me $240 dollars per year. The pause in student loan interest has saved me 50k dollars of added interest for the past 2 years.