me finding out heated rivalry has other relationships

actresses constantly think they can quietly retire without me noticing… nice try, joan cusack, get back in front of the camera NOW

Sorry but this is one of the coolest ways to debunk a rumour ever 😭😭😭😭

tomorrow randomly being christmas eve

pry january … i’m getting nosy

It’s okay diva, everyone is doing a heated rivalry rewatch, you’re not alone.

Nobody can do another bracket after this. I don't even care what the topic is. It's perfect. Take a bow, everybody.

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets

That time of year again

me: hey can I see your menu real quick restaurant website: pickup or delivery me: no need for that, just need to check one thing restaurant website: PICKUP OR DELIVERY

I have never met a woman named Kayla who was also a sane person in all my days. Idk what it is about that name but they be onnat.

being single but still looking forward to valentine’s day because love is lowkey the most important thing in the world

happy chinese new year lent ramadan prince andrew arrested women's free skate everyone

Colonel Mustard if he slayed

You want me to be physically present at a meeting in the office? Like the Ayatollah?

no offense but if i have to join a run club to find my soulmate i’m going to kill myself

We’re doing popcorn reading at the Afters next time. Some of y’all can’t read so we’re going to practice

last year was tough but i never fell for the dubai chocolate stuff

Stop piercing your babies ears!! Give them a throat tat instead