Just voted for the independent candidate in Islington North. I heard he’s alright.

i will never forgive the british public for what they did to jeremy corbyn, it should’ve been him 4 years ago & it should still be him now

how I’ll sleep knowing that that I didn’t abandon my morals by voting labour and we still got the tories out #Election2024

she looks like scooby doo when he’s on the airplane

I'm often mistaken for an adult because of my age

Might start booing people during conversations I'm not interested in.

me when I have shaved my legs: I adore to have smooth legs, like a baby dolphin me when I have not had time to shave my legs: actually removing body hair is a tool of the patriarchy and I won’t be complicit this time round

My tiny son was asked by his school to draw a picture of his favourite interest/ hobby

this should be an insane, brawling -in-the-street sort of british summer: brat, tories out, euros. but instead it's raining

I’m in tracksuit bottoms instead of bum shorts. This country is a prison!!

We are so back

Phil Foden always looks like he’s just asked his mum if he can go out to play but she’s said no because his dinner will be ready in ten minutes

Ne-yo when he hears a love song:

Everyones glasto chats right now be like… Glastonbury Festival

i need to get amnesia so i can experience this again for the first time