queen of self sabotage

Whenever I’m having a rough day I look through the saved snaps between me and kaycee🌻 because they are pure gold ✨🫶

“I have made it in life. I go to the bar and the old men pay for my tab. I have all sugar and no daddy.” -THE Lyndee Yoder Lyndee Yoder

nobody : absolutely nobody: my brain:

I always joked about growing up to be a female Batchelor who married my job but here I am. Married to the feedyard eating day old frozen pizza and a coors light while watching the cowboy channel. I’ve made it

My bestie and I really give each other the best advice when it comes to cattle and feedyard things…but when boys come in the conversation we’re both like …. yeah idk ….

Turns out you just can’t make a kid love you like a man -kat hasty our queen

Here’s the deal, I want to start dating again BUT I’m unwilling to mess with my schedule

Part of me wants to be a kickass working woman with a good career, the other part just wants to be a stay at home ranch wife 😅

“I was born hard headed, but I won’t put up with that sh*t” -Loretta

Nothing tells you the weather is changing like a bone you broke 10 years ago.

"I'm just resting my eyes" me actually passing out 5 min later

If I had the patience for people that I do with horses and dogs I’d probably have more friends

“Some people are hands, some people are fingers, but I work with a bunch of knuckles” -Jo B.

Like most best friends kaycee🌻 and I have our best conversations around 4 am, but either one or both of us are at work and maybe one of us is fluid 🫶

I don’t care if you’re the LOML and father of my children, I will NEVER under any circumstances let anyone look through my “saved in chat” with kaycee🌻 That’s a whole different level of out of pocket

me: i'm going to take a 30 mins nap me: 4 hours later

If I don’t have food and I don’t have a nap I’m gonna be cranky… kaycee🌻