Maybe I’m becoming desensitised but this hasn’t hit me as much as the photos of malnourished babies in Gaza did.

The thing I hate about maga men saying "retard" isn't that it's an ablist slur (which it is) It's just such a weak insult. Man up and call people a stupid cunt

It is really very simple: If you have moved to Dubai to avoid tax, you have chosen an economy based on slavery over one based on taxation. You have chosen slaves over tax. You should be ostracised forever from society.

I can't explain it but this country has never been right since they stopped smoking in boozers

How it started. How it's going

Get your Temu KKK arses out of our city.

Dubai is nasty and I do judge people who go and visit

Things that were deliberately burned yesterday: 1. Four empty ambulances by unknown people 2. A 1 year old baby (tortured) by the IDF Have a guess which one has saturation mainstream media coverage and statements of condemnation?

I hope this Jewish ambulance thing doesn’t catch on and we suddenly start to see Protestant attacks on Catholic fire engines. Oh, that’s right, no other faith gets their own special fucking emergency service vehicles 🤦🏼‍♂️

Sunday walk scuppered by pissing down rain, back to doomscrolling on the couch it is then

I cant explain it but I can never remember what I did last Easter its such a none event, my only tradition is waiting for Jacob Reese mogg to give the old halleluja for shits and giggles

Am in my varifocals era apparently. Im dizzy as fuck. Also the optician told me to tilt my head forwards to see distance which doesn't help the jowl situation

That's enough Facebook for this year

This is performative bullshit on a day when the US president is threatening a genocide against a nation of 93 million people & the UK is allowing him to use our air bases. Will Keir Starmer continue to do so & be complicit in whatever comes next?

The leader of my country Keir Starmer is tweeting about fucking Kanye West!!! Kanye West!!! Has the world gone insane?! Im losing my fucking mind here

"vagueposting" it's called a fucking subtweet and was the backbone of this website before you idiots got here

I distinctly remember in my 20s my mum telling me off because I never had any good plates for a dinner party. Im now 53 and have thus far never hosted or attended a dinner party. I decided to tell her this and she said dont be silly Kathryn you're imagining it (Im not)

The first rule of twitter is you do not tell people in real life about your twitter.

I think I read something about this in a book once

Tried on a million pairs of jeans today in zara and h&m, too tight/loose/ugly etc. Finally pulled on the perfect pair, was delighted then realised they were my actual fucking jeans I wore to go out in