1H moon faces lol

you could be havin the worst day of ur fuckin life and here comes ur fat ass cat begging for food again

We need to start making ChatGPT users feel embarrassed. My sister said she used it to write a thank you message the other day and I laid into her. Arent you embarrassed that you cant find the words to properly thank someone without a program telling you how?

sleeping over at someone’s place when you didn’t plan to

How about instead of shutting down TikTok, we shut down OnlyFans & PornHub? I think we can all support that.

is this real?

bars should offer you a complementary cigarette once you’ve hit your 4th drink

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if i was a bunny. i would thump my foot really hard

taco bell doesn’t hurt my stomach bc it knows i approach it with pure intentions and a positive spirit

“i was busy” and this was me

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How do men grow up with single moms & don’t have respect for women

the way I genuinely started embracing this philosophy around 2 years ago and it transformed my entire life