Michelle Obama has to be the most talented politician to have never run for office, right?

Michelle Obama: "Who's gonna tell him that the job he's currently seeking might just be one of those black jobs?" DAMN!

In 2016, the attitude toward Trump was that he was beneath contempt; in 2020, it was that he was terrifying and we had to stop him at all costs; in 2024, it's that he's a little bitch.

RNC vs. DNC

BREAKING: Melania Trump set to deliver a major speech this week slamming Democrats for attacking her and her husband. She will reportedly say Democrats feel "threatened by the existence of two hard-working, highly educated, successful people who happen to be Black.”

Wait so Tim Walz took on another JOB (coaching middle school track and basketball) to pay off a kid’s lunch debt…and then became Governor and made school lunches free. Absolute boss.

I like that the first kids in the White House look like they might band together to start a D&D podcast at any moment. That’s MY America.

Kamala Harris just walked over to Donald Trump like a motherfucking boss. He stood there like fucking scared toddler.

the aliens after their transgender operations

If Donald Trump was talking like this at Thanksgiving you’d take his keys.

JD Vance rn #VPDebate2024

As a litigator, I need to reiterate this. JD Vance may sound 'eloquent' in his practiced nonsense but this is a fine example of half the ostentatious idiots I see in trial - words without merit or citation. Listen to the facts. He has NONE. #VPDebate2024

Climate change isn’t real. Bunch of globohomo bullshit I reckon. You know what is real. A hurricane machine that spawns randomly in various parts of the deep blue sea that generates cat 4-5 hurricanes designed to punish Christians and patriots and cyber truck owners.

sorry so u want me to vote for Republicans when they can’t even control the weather?? uhh pass, pretty pathetic actually

ever since i was a little girl, i knew i wanted rights

It’s like Christmas Eve but in hell

every interview with jake paul has been like “im gonna kill mike tyson” and then every interview with tyson is like “god put me on this earth to repent for my sins through violence, i wake up every morning in a cold sweat and hear the screams of my enemies nd their mothers cries”

you either accept it was a seig heil or pretend elon is simply so stupid that he accidentally hit a pose that looks exactly like a seig heil twice in a row

Why do you hate immigrants who pay taxes, but admire billionaires who don't.