I'm straight up obsessed with Laura Leigh 😹 #smothered

I was just denied a mortgage. It continues to piss me off that making six figures in LA…more money than I could ever imagine…more money than anyone in my family makes…still means I’ll never afford to buy a 2 bed fixer upper in the valley much less anything else. This is f’d.

Anybody else still curious who planted the pipe bombs, disabled Mike Pence’s key card, removed the panic button in Ayanna Presley’s office, and shared the locations of non-reinforced Capitol windows?

It's funny the Jewish community is being accused of trying to control everything, but I can't remember the last time a Jewish person tried to force their religion on me, or govern the country based on what THEY believe in.

Last night, I attended a candidate forum where a Missouri Republican™️ argued that ending abortion was justified because forced birth = more people to fill low-wage jobs. That's who we're up against in this election. That's who believes they should have a say in your pregnancy.

By now, you've seen some of these "tailgate parties," where Trump supporters hang around ballot drop boxes standing watch for "mules," some in tactical gear. My colleague @vaughnhillyard and I spent the week finding out the origin of this plan. We found it. It was Truth Social.

I need someone to explain to me why it’s legal for armed, masked men to threaten people who want to vote, but illegal for people to give voters water to drink. Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.

Cut my finger while carving a pumpkin and my 12 y/o daughter told me to save the blood in case we needed it for decorations so I said, “ok, sweetie,” and took garlic to bed with me because WTF.

LMSA Northeast i made a google doc with a list of free clinics and organizations that support immigrants in NYC: docs.google.com/document/d/1oj… (if i missed any, my DMs are open!) for those outside NYC, please check out nafcclinics.org/find-clinic/ for free clinics in your area National Association of Free & Charitable Clinics

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Just voted and was approached by an elderly woman looking on her NYC ballot for Dr. Oz. I don’t really know where to go from here. Perhaps to the bar.

More twists and turns than a Shyamalan joint

You’re welcome, Kari Lake.

I am blocked by a man named CatTurd2 on the internet, making it considerably harder for me to figure out the business strategy of the richest man in the world.

Posting "wow pretty problematic" under every single person's Spotify wrapped and then responding "it's not my job to educate you" when they ask what I mean by that.

What’s your funniest purity culture story? Mine’s when my parents secretly installed Covenant Eyes on our computer. A week later, they confronted me about my “p*rn addiction.” I swore I wasn’t, so they showed me my “explicit searches.” It had one entry: “the barenaked ladies”

I know firsthand how damaging purity culture was and I also know it was exponentially worse for girls and LGBTQ+ kids than straight boys like me. I hope this funny story and others below help our healing process. If you don’t want to scroll them all, here are some favorites:

We wanted to understand how nuclear fusion works. So we talked to three unvaccinated Joe Rogan listeners at an Arby's in Harrisburg.

Research shows that Black folks suffer PTSD from watching videos of Blacks being killed by police. It’s a phenomenon called “linked fate”, where we see ourselves and loved ones in the place of the victim. Be careful watching the Tyre Nichols murder video. Protect your mind.