The best accessory a girl can have in the summer is bruises on her legs

I just vocally exclaimed because I found a coffee shop in the Philippines that does almond milk. Really hate the person I’ve become 🤢🤢

“I read something the other day”- me referencing a TikTok I watched

We *have* won something as a nation. It *already has* come home.

ㅤ

Twitter always so good during chaotic events Ngl if the world is ending first thing ima do is open this app

Carlos Alcaraz:

If I was a footballer l would just score. Hope this helps xxx

Well done Spain, patatas bravos

Olympic athlete: *Makes one tiny mistake* Me: "Pathetic"

We know he can swim but…

it hurts to see people living your dream (being sponsored by parmesan cheese) (not an olympic silver medal)

At the end of the Olympic Diving they should let everyone do a silly jump. Big splashes

anxiously awaiting a laugh reaction after sending a joke to the group chat

just an unparalleled feeling to swim in the ocean, sit in the sun and then shower and change into a giant sweatshirt

girls have a good week!!!! and nothing for the men

an ugly man serial liking your instagram stories feels like being chased in the woods