It's unfathomable that J.J. Abrams wouldn't read ONE WORD of the Star Wars Ep VII pre-review I shoved thru a limo window at him! #SDCC

Finally the truth comes out. Glad he got what he wanted. #effyou

One of my favorite moments in movie history is when Beatrix kills Bill with the Five-Point-Palm Exploding-Heart-Technique. So awesome & sad.

Cool live video of "The Gun" we cut at SXSW with Slacker in the Gibson showroom in Austin!... fb.me/1SlxRYdhg

So, Jenn is a gay man trapped in a females body.

I.am.so.bored.

It's been like 12 years since Shrek came out & I'm still having trouble coping with the fact that a donkey fucked a dragon.

Using mascara is not a question. People must know I have eyelashes. #GingerProblems

After seeing the conjuring, I'm looking into becoming a Catholic. #fuckthatmovie #helloholywater

Magnum condoms are actually designed for most men to fit into and their purpose is to provide an ego boost.

Emma Stone isn't a natural ginger. Adam Lambert is. #GingerFacts

So the James Deen lookalike is back. #finally

I've done nothing but lay in bed all day. #bum

Can't get out of this funk :(

Facebook can stop being a douche anytime now.

(517): Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.

I'm 23 and I'm still treated like I'm 5. So sick of it!

Driving a Honda while its extremely windy is not fun.

Its been a while..