See you at SDCC! Look for CBG at booth #none of your beeswax.

Comic-Con, here I come! (Last sincere tweet til Monday.) #SDCC #FOXSDCC

It's only Thursday and the Convention Center is already a human zoo! What a fetid stench! #SDCC #FOXSDCC

.Comic Book Guy Turns out I accidentally got off the Trolley at the non human real zoo. #HonestMistake #SDCC #FOXSDCC

No, I am NOT dressed as Lady Thor! Please learn how to recognize manly cleavage when you see it. #SDCC #FOXSDCC

After a mere 7 hour wait, a wristband to get in to Hall H is mine! Now my biggest challenge: getting up off the floor. #SDCC #FOXSDCC

This Hall H wristband doesn’t fit around my wrist! Must... collapse... Radius and Ulna! #SDCC #FOXSDCC

I’m told Christopher Nolan is here. Time to execute my plan to “Inception” him into destroying all copies of “The Prestige”. #SDCC #FOXSDCC

FYI: I’ll be signing copies of my “Everyman” comic at the Sails Pavilion today from 5PM til Security throws me out. #SDCC #FOXSDCC

My San Diego hotel leaves much to be desired... being that it is in POWAY! #LookItUp #SDCC #FOXSDCC

I've either just had a violent encounter with a Brony Cosplayer or been kicked in the head by a Police Horse. #SDCC #FOXSDCC

The laundry bleached my "Dr. Manhattan" thong white, so now I'm forced to go to the Masquerade as "Na'vi Baby Huey". #SDCC #FOXSDCC

I was going to a "Family Circus" panel, but I followed a bee, chased an Ice Cream truck, tossed acorns in a creek... REFERENCE! #FOXSDCC

I got a picture of my idol Frank Miller! I was a tiny bit nervous. #SDCC #FOXSDCC

A nice young man just invited me to an exclusive screening of footage from Star Wars Episode VII! #SDCC #FOXSDCC

.Comic Book Guy The special Star Wars screening room is just down this alley behind a biker bar. So excited! #SDCC #FOXSDCC

.Comic Book Guy The "screening" was just an alley where I was robbed & beaten. But still: FIRSTIES! #SDCC #FOXSDCC

I must be dehydrated... what insane post apocalyptic nightmare is this?! #SDCC #FOXSDCC

Huzzah! I am first in line for Hall H Line (hiatus)! For lil retard-Con 2017. #SDCC #FOXSDCC

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