My psychiatrist called me “stable” during our appointment and I’ve never received a greater compliment

BOOOOOOOO

Happy 6 year anniversary Anna lol

Overhead at the airport: “I’m built like an iPhone 4.”

Everything is awful but this story is so cute and proof cats are worthy pets

Me when I take my grandparents out to dinner next week

I might watch this but I will never ever forgive this man for the Shape of Water and the psychological damage it caused me.

Trey’s toxic trait is he will never give up on Indiana football

If Adam Levine were smart he’d have actually used a pay phone there would be no paper trail.

Love is Blind is wild you got people on there who are willing to make it known that they are a 26-year-old divorcée

Feeling much like Twitter this week. On the verge of collapse.

Started saying y’all ironically years ago and now I say it unironically and live in the South. It’s a very slippery slope ya’ll.

April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain. apnews.com/article/super-…

An important part of the writing process is staring at your computer and groaning loudly

Not this account using a picture of a farm for Indiana as if we don’t have even one city in the whole state 💀

Wtf is in the air I can’t even comprehend these celeb pairings lately

If True Blood was airing in the year of our lord 2023 I just know there would be so many Jason Stackhouse fancams

Me when I’m out in Savannah with my other Midwestern transplant friends that moved here before me

Get him outta here #하이브는시오니스트를퇴출하라 #BOOTTHESCOOT