hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names

doing that weird jojo siwa stomp dance when my boss tells me i can’t have my birthday off

everybody else about drake

that's that me espresso... we need you to be mamala of the country... give him my regards did u take ozempic... we are living through an avant garde time of culture

The dentist keeps trying to show me my teeth and I’m like dude I’m not looking at those

smthg about the first shower after you’ve been really sick is life alteringggg I swear

just got out of my sick bed for 10 minutes and stubbed my toe on a hard piece of metal. all signs point to staying in bed!

me and Taylor Swift like this 🤞🏽 as per ✨✨✨ thank u Good Morning America and I agree that if u like ‘the smallest man who ever lived’ my discography will hit different 💋

throwing out my snris

Today marks five years since Taylor Swift’s “ME!” and ‘Avengers: Endgame’ were released on the same day.

What did she put in 'Good Luck, Babe!' I'm so serious.

IM SCREAMING

I do 🤣

the fact that ice cold water is bad for ur digestive system is life’s cruelest joke

I’m working lateeeeeee

i need to say something

i think im a Midnights girlie

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me