The urge to move to a cabin in the middle of woods and never return to society ever again.

If you run a 5k on Thanksgiving you’re a narc

The year is 2065. Dead & Co is still announcing additional dates to their Sphere residency. Bob Weir is a hologram.

Person on Instagram having a very normal one thinking Trey wrote his TAB encore around her reel videos 🥴

Tom Brady what is wrong with your face

Me whenever I first put on a bodysuit

Billy walks on stage

Start of Set 3 Happy New Year!! Ain’t Life Grand W/ Billy Strings

The new Nike ad campaign is wild

Seems like we're just playing our instruments on the Titanic

Thankful I no longer have to listen to the fake ass crowd cheering during breaks

Men will be like “women are so dramatic.” Men:

The devil works hard but the Taco Bell app alerts works harder.

NFL players after someone scores a TD

Stuffing cigarettes in Greek yogurt. Did I do it right?

Me encanta Widespread Panic, amigo.

When I say “I have friends with different opinions from me” I mean people who like Goose, not people who support mass deportation.

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"What's the most you ever spent on a rotisserie chicken?" "Sir?" "The most. You ever spent. On a rotisserie chicken."