Mood

It’s actually mindblowing how much the United States hates a woman

This is THE clarinetist Dr. Doreen Ketchens, a virtuoso icon playing for her grandson. She is a scholar who literally created her own style of playing. She is nicknamed "Lady Louis" after Louis Armstrong because of her ability to hit and hold powerful high notes.

heartwarming ❤️joe biden released back into the wild after presidency

8 days

Not to be dramatic but I’d rather walk than sit in a middle seat on a plane

I brushed my teeth this morning with tap instead of Saratoga and now my bank account is back to zero.

Me to my dog

Have u guys seen kris Jenner’s face? Mine does the exact same thing

Can a Trump supporter explain why this is necessary without sounding like an utter sociopath

4 things possessed people are OBSESSED with doing: 1. Twisting their body funny 2. Slowly grab something one finger at a time 3. Spin their head backwards 4. Vomit black

I’m at the doctor and the nurse goes “are you experiencing depression or anxiety in the last two weeks” and I was like “no more than normal just regular ole existential dread” and she goes “ok”

Me after a dentist just made my entire face numb, power drilled into my mouth for 2 hours, and took $1600 from me: “thank you”

Ass has announced that hole will release a shit before the end of 2026

Me at the ER, bleeding: “does this ER have WiFi I need to check and see if the guy I like has looked at my instagram story in the 3 minutes it took me to check in here”

AI is kind of like Temu for thinking

A documentary called Go With the Flo about Stephanie Courtney’s life and career would absolutely bring me into the theater

Me playing a video game: “why am I doing literally everything”

I don’t hate to work, I work to hate