Holy shit they’re literally breaking into the Capitol

Twitter is not a country. Jack Dorsey is not a president. This is not a First Amendment issue.

Oh to be drunk on a ship singing sea shanties with the sailors

why do marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what the powerpuff girls did in 11 minutes

I never hear concerns about how the McDonald’s CEO making $18,012,549 per year might drive up the price of a Big Mac.

Looking forward to everything not constantly being about him.

It’s a new day in America.

The pandemic hit in 2020. We should not use 2019 income to determine relief eligibility.

All I wanted was Brewster and Nintendogs

I hope Teleheath sticks around forever. Being able to see a doctor and get a prescription filled from my room is so amazing. (I’m fine btw haha)

Whoever was talking on the headset in the Starbucks drive thru at the Johnston Plaza deserves the world 🥺

If you know, you know #rigatonipastaday #rigatoni

Never in my 23 years of life did I think I’d hear music from Tony Hawk Pro Skater while watching the Olympics #Olympics

Please does anyone have a carp 😭 I got Sasha’s Amiibo card and he wants a carp on a cutting board and apparently carps hate me #ACNH #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons

rt if you would buy a new nintendogs game for the switch, trying to see something

500K RTs and we’ll eat it

It’s giving