how i think i walk in public with my headphones on vs how i actually walk x.com/chuuzus/status…

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone handle a situation so poorly lol

What’s fortnight

AMUSING, BUT STILL SUPERBAD: When officers asked for Daniel Burleson’s fake ID, he told them he didn’t have one. But while Burleson “began shuffling through the wallet”, police spotted a fake Hawaii ID with the name “McLovin DOB 06/03/1981” wtol.com/article/news/n…

Bet y’all didn’t know LIZZO did covers. #RiseAndShine

the US: we are considering adding women to the draft me: call me old fashioned but yes, i was raised to serve my husband. cook for him. do the laundry. wake up at the crack of dawn to make him breakfast, prepare his clothes and clean the house.

It means you’re going to lose.

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Kobe & LeBron in the 2008 Olympics 😳

"I didn't wanna look at another crying meme..." 😂

(SPOILER): We might not have a “Bachelorette” chosen yet, but I can confirm one US city they are headed to when next season begins filming: Chattanooga, TN! The “Bachelorette” will be all up inside you towards the end of March. There will def be a public date to attend as well.

Breaking overnight: Tornadoes cut a path of destruction through Tennessee, including parts of downtown Nashville. The death toll is now at 6. Sam Brock reports on the widespread damage. Al Roker has more on today's threat of severe weather.

Forrest Gump Producers Reveal What Actually Happened to Jenny 😲

The Government trying to flatten the curve

I’m just trying to relax