Don’t know if anyone’s watching The Kardashians but let’s be real, Kourtney’s just mad she didn’t have the clout to do a collection with Dolce and Gabbana … even if she did pay them to do her wedding.

Taste is subjective, people like what they like and some sneering is boringly & performatively superior (you dont like Mrs Brown's Boys?! Radical!) but the flip side is that strangers not liking something you like isn't an attack on you, and a lot of people act as though it is.

What’s absolutely killing me about this identifying as a cat crap is that years ago when my head of sixth form asked me what I wanted to be when I finished uni I said “a cat” just to be a prick. I am the blueprint.

Patti LaBelle not knowing the words to songs the entire world knows inside out and performing them regardless will never not be funny to me

How many tip tops is too many tip tops? Asking for me.

Once opened, like it says on your packaging.

In my Dorit era 🇮🇹

Luna’s upset that I didn’t take her into the office with me today, so we’re just holding hands until she feels better about it.

I can’t stop saying I’m putting the Ben in benevolent every time I do something slightly nice. Pass you a pen? Putting the Ben in benevolent. Said “bless you” when you sneezed? Ben in benevolent.

This woman is a barrister, QC and former Attorney General. It is astoundingly irresponsible and reckless of her to criticise the legal system as part of her little tantrum.

Rate limiting starts the day their cloud contract (that they were having trouble paying) ends. This can’t be a coincidence right? Twitter might be much closer to dying than most of us realize.

I’m going to Rome on Sunday and I intend to spend much of my time there shouting “ATTENZIONE BORSEGGIATORI” in crowded public places.

Please HMU with any Rome foodie recommendations. Been twice before but not since 2015 so there must be lots of new, incredible places to eat.

Maybe the lesbian lover rumours *are* true 👀

We’re all swapping to Threads at 3pm on Thursday right? I can’t cope with this cesspit of an app any longer. IG followers can automatically follow each other at launch 👇

New favourite podcast, Who Shat on the Floor at My Wedding?

I’m more Cricut Gay than a Circuit Gay

The irony of the content aside … he’s a Hindu! This is baffling.

Farewell Twitter 👋🏼 threads.net/@benocallaghan