When you’ve been giving your boyfriend the silent treatment in the car the whole way home and then he asks if you want to stop for food x.com/girlwithnojob/…

other ppl: i had a dream about my crush my dreams:

To clarify: Isolation = you have tested positive for the virus Quarantine = you have been in contact with someone who has tested positive for the virus & are waiting to see if you develop symptoms Social distancing = something everyone can do to reduce the risk of transmission

Young “healthy” people. STOP going out — to bars/restaurants/etc — because our age groups (and specifically those of people in their 20’s) are the MOST likely to carry this and infect everyone else. Do the right thing. Stay home. Work remotely. Binge some shows. Be considerate.

The perfect quarantine schedule, 4:00 - Wallow in self pity 4:30 - Stare into the abyss 5:00 - Solve world hunger (tell no one) 5:30 - Jazzercise 6:30 - Dinner with me (I cant cancel that again) 7:00 - Wrestle with my self loathing

I will be checking my dm requests tomorrow for my future ex husband. Goodnight to commissioned officers only.

I just got done watching Outer Banks and I just really need to know when season 2 is coming out

Rachael Ray said on her show, “Kids aren’t picky eaters. They are actually fairly adventurous w/ their palates. Don’t dumb down their food. When parents say their kid is a picky eater, 9 times out of 10, the parent is actually the picky eater & has conditioned the eating habit.”

I feel like a giddy kid going to Disney for the first time... I cannot WAAAIT to see my friends

South Carolina should be illegal. The entire state. It should be a federal crime to be South Carolina.

Covid 19 woulda been over if we let these guys handle it

So incredible you almost have to respect it

If the top 2 Heisman candidates swapped hairstyles

JAKE PAUL JUST PUT NATE ROBINSON TO SLEEP x.com/SquilliamClips…

I am VERY happy basketball is happening for NC high schools. But why can they play against multiple schools, exchange sweat, and be in each other’s bubble for over an hour and cheer teams can’t stunt within their own squad? And no one will explain why. NCHSAA #doublestandard

Rafie just told me he loved me and I’ve never been happier in my life Kat

Who did it better? Barbara Alyn Woods wants to know!

thinking about this

Petition to put SuperGirl by Krystal Harris on Apple Music??? Who’s with me