Teresa 💀💀💀💀 #RHONJ

Happy Valentine’s Day <3

Said "I want to move on" in a meeting today.

The situation is under control

just me and my 40 year old arch nemesis

Getting in an argument with me is pointless because I have over 10 Real Housewives franchises under my belt. I WILL WIN!

Watching Gen-Z discover CBK is sooo funny because they’re all so desperate for the next quiet luxury Pilates clean girl to immolate (because they have no individual identities) that they do zero fact-checking. If you’re going to immolate CBK her aesthetic was cocaine, Diet

ABC & Hulu right now

my personality was heavily influenced by 90s songs about men being obsessed with their mean girlfriends sorry

ereybody seen the leprechaun say yeah

I’m working on my wedding website :)

idk if momtok will survive this

People are really more mad about Taylor Frankie Paul than the president being a pedophile

even as a child i knew i wanted a cigarette

when sylvia plath wrote ‘please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. there are times when i will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand’ I felt that

I’m not sure Montauk will survive this #SummerHouse

Why are Tom Sandoval and West Wilson both from Missouri

#Sold

And I miss them!

FOR THE LOVE GOD will one of the Alex’s just say what happened. At this point anything shy of a murder is a disappointment.