im pretty sure taylor thought i was in the crowd last night bc how else could she play dress AND exile. so hurt and upset

nobody told me that becoming a barista meant spraining my wrist w milk jugs

illicit affairs bridge in the car wash

can uc merced stop growing before i can no longer go to target the entire second half of august

coach is slaying rn why do i want everything i see

is it over now? is killing me lmao taylor’s like ‘i’ve been thinking about jumping off a building so this man will pay attention to me again’ like she may be a billionaire but u can never say she’s not relatable

All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍 store.taylorswift.com 📷: Beth Garrabrant

Boots with the fur…#SuperBowlLVIII ready!

Brie cheese is going extinct and your not doing anything? Scientists in France made it asexual and now the bacteria that creates it cannot reporoduce on its own and its dying out at alarming rates and your just typing in a spreadsheet at work? Appalling

Gay people are like "she saved my life" and its just Aggie Cromwell

new chappell roan has literal crack in it

this is so funny I can't

having a cat is so fucking stressful why did mine just scale a 6 ft shelf in my pantry

high fashion a bad case of stripes and i love it so much

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

see shes better than me because if i was her i’d call him a fat cunt on national television