“sorry I responded to this in my head” is a real thing and we should say it

My baby started sleeping through the night!!! She falls asleep at 10, wakes up at 7, and then takes another 3 hour nap till 10 🥺🙏🏼 god is good

I just watched someone at the gym pick up their contact after it fell on the ground, walked over to the mirror, and put it directly back in his eye… no soap… no water… probably ate a bowl of nails for breakfast too

Fine, I admit it. I miss release pool parties 🤗

They impeached Trump to cover up what Hunter was doing in Ukraine. They were all in on it. You’re being played.

So Ukraine gets $800,000,000 of our hard earned taxpayer money, Congress just gave themselves a 21% pay raise with our hard earned taxpayer money. …And we get $6+ gas and 8% inflation. Got it.

Just because it's not your fault doesn't mean it's not your responsibility. Take ownership of your life. Never complain. Never blame others. Everything you are thinking and feeling is your responsibility.

people asking if the drumline will be returning for tour? hell yeah they will

Me on Monday: NEVER again. Me today: 👀👀

There's an unmatched level of peace you attain once you accept that everyone's insane

Almost every male character so far is a coward, a jerk or both. Only Galadriel is brave, smart and nice.

Day 7 of a 2 week vacay with my family… I ask Tate if he can take a few pics of Harvie and I because I realized that I only had photos of them. He says “oh actually I’ve taken some really good ones of you turn on your airdrop”… thx babe

We’re banning James Corden too

Airbnb has become such a rip off how the hell can taxes + fees come out to almost more than two nights of your stay???

If Steve was alive you’d all be fired Apple . Every update makes the iPhone 14 worse 😭

Disposable cameras purchased and used: 27 Photos developed: 0

I’m giving up self awareness in 2025