modern day dating is making out at a bar one night and then just watching each other's instagram stories everyday until you die

1st and 2nd cover Veronica 😂💙 #heatherslondon #heathersmusical Heathers the Musical

they’re not “red flags” they’re “fun facts about me”

Does anyone actually enjoy their just-for-now job or are we all crying on public transport?

Charles and Diana

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

One of the weirdest parts about working with children is their expectations. Today alone I’ve been roasted for not being able to: Draw a realistic dragon Do a back flip Speak ‘all the languages’ Name all the Go-Jetters

My room is so hot, I’m just waiting for Maria Friedman to strut in looking banging, and tell me what happens next! #niche

Guilty

Not me wishing that McDreamy did my surgery yesterday

did you guys know a lot of people think the asteroid wiped the dinosaurs out by like. hitting them all at once