onion rings? I’m answering

dying of laughter together is my favourite non sexual act of intimacy

for someone who loves to sleep so much you think i'd go to bed earlier

This is your life and you let people make you unhappy? In your own life?????

I asked my parents what kept them together all these years & my dad said “WE NEVER GAVE UP ON THE SAME DAY.”

Dear whoever won the power ball, can I borrow $500,000? But like, as a gift.

Oh and anyone celebrating a man being murdered in broad daylight in front of hundreds of college students is apart of the the problem. Seek help.

Joe Burrow looks like he’s about to get on a plane to Paris to get Belly back #TSITP

I got corrected years ago by Alex but I argued

First step have friends 😂

asked my mom if she took tylenol while she was pregnant with me she said only when it was a really bad hangover

& it doesn’t matter how cautious you are, someone reckless can end it all in a second & I hate that so much.

Women love sex just as much as men. However, a woman’s libido is almost entirely dependent on her psychological state. If she feels safe with you, if she feels seen by you, if she feels desired by you, her sexual appetite will become even more insatiable than your own.

8 hours of sleep starting not to be enough i need 17

really hate when im watching a movie, and i can see that they are acting.

hold tf up who that in the 2nd photo