the naaaaame game JUDY

unc peepaw people’s princess oomf average everyday icon returns. stay mad. stay mystified

heathcliff it's me i’m cathy i’ve come home i’m so cold let me in your window

What if it's at Myrtle Broadway

Can’t check check the forecast without learning what honey does to your aging dog

[about to vibrate out of my skin with anxiety] i need to rearrange items in the refrigerator or perhaps order the pantry items by expiry date

I am TIRED of people blaming Punxsutawney Phil for the crazy winter weather. The groundhog does not CONTROL the arrival of winter, he PREDICTS it!!! If anything, there’s only ourselves to blame for not heeding his warning

I feel bad for that monkey but I lowkey have to focus on myself right now

genuinely how it feels to go to a daytime baseball game in the summer

the human body is not meant to consume “david bars”

i don't have an MFA but i am an ally to the community

Central Park, 9 months apart May 2025 vs February 2026

me today

Take a shot every time a reporter says “boots on the ground”

This is the new Tom Holland Umbrella video in that I have to watch it in full every time it comes up on my feed.

i could make the first perfect adaptation of wuthering heights btw i'm just really busy right now

to understand Liza Minnelli, as a concept, you have to remember that she’s literally the child of a homosexual man and Judy Garland -- basically, the gay Kwisatz Haderach

One time Maggie Gyllenhaal held two doors open for me at regal union square so I think she should be able to do whatever she wants