if i ever found out a mouse lived in my home, and he had a small archway in the wall, and he lived in there with small, real furniture, and he ventured out nightly to get one olive or a small wedge of cheese. i would stop at nothing to end his life. i would spare no expense

Imagine writing an essay so bad that hundreds of your classmates show up to a protest to say you deserved a failing grade.

(being interviewed about my novel) that character is a composite of several women i've known over the course of my life that had a profound effect on me and also master chief from halo

Whenever I see what the most popular podcasts are, I feel like an alien

I’ve worked in public libraries for 20 years, today was the first time we’ve had to tell someone they couldn’t bring their chainsaw in the library.

Trying out a new storytelling technique called "don't show, don't tell" and it involves not writing anything

“Americas suffers from an epidemic of bad lighting” is a line that will forever live in my brain from the original Queer Eye

Everyone is saying these are Trumps Hunger Games, but I prefer to think of it as America’s Gymkata.

So, a lot of people ask me why I buy so many books. The truth is, I have a genetic disorder where my body doesn’t produce enough books of its own, so I have to supplement.

they should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you

what do you mean next week I have to go back to working 40+ hours instead of reading whole books and going to movies in the middle of the day and getting drunk on my couch. haha what do you mean

It’s refreshing how they don’t bother to bullshit us about freedom and justice any more. Yes, we are getting rid of the Palestinians so we can build hotels on their land. Yes, we are collapsing this government so our companies can loot their resources. This is what it always was.

That was the worst pitchy-pitchy woo-woo I’ve ever seen. #nfl

Let's not forget, millions of Americans voted for Trump. They are our fellow citizens. So regardless of where we stand politically, it is imperative to reach out and tell each and every one of them that they are stupid fucking assholes.

This administration is one big trial balloon.

if my mom was just murdered in cold blood and i saw people making ai memes of her and calling her “george foid” i would do unspeakable things. you all deserve to die

This is the average couple in 2026 too

Important to call this shit what it is: ICE is a paramilitary organization carrying out a state-sponsored campaign of ethnic cleansing. They’ve now killed two people and seem to be escalating every day. Just so we’re clear.

Cannot stress how much of an advantage it is to be a normal, well adjusted, applicant for food industry roles. A friend runs an olive oil factory and an applicant listed "the global financial system" as an interest. That is not an interest. There will not be an interview.