how it feels having no crush no roster no interest, just plans to go for an evening walk and come home to make pasta and watch a movie with your phone on dnd

did it hurt? when i told you to google it and i was right

this is like kendrick vs drake but with two drakes

Do yall see how every single person you know irl is totally happy and fine using ai and you sit there feeling like a weird woke chronically online freak for feeling differently because you literally read about how it’s using up the water and killing people and animals

GASOLINE and DRIVE double feature. coming soon.

A Badlands club tour. Tiny venues. GA floors. 10 years later. I’ve been waiting a decade to re-live it all over again with you.

I wonder what happened 18 years ago that would cause a sharp decline of birth rates across the board that we never really recovered from but the banks and large corporations did

colleges tend to be less conservative because they generally attract people who value education and who want to learn rather than ideologues who think they already know everything.

the only thing good about fall and winter is getting to drink warm drinks in cozy big sweaters & making an excuse to tell someone how cold ur hands are so they can hold them

This is why everything sucks. It's not trans people. It's not immigrants. You are being robbed blind before your eyes and those same people also own all the tech and media networks to tell you that the cause is not them

all other problems are this problem. all other discourse is a distraction from this

2025 has been a crazy year for people with unrestricted internet access in the 2010s

"you will murder me" "never in life have I blushed Russians do not do this" "you are homeless" "what color, is big" *pernacchia* "mr. businessman 🫳🏻mr. landlord🫳🏻" "Hollander you are having panic attack" "is lie, liar told you that" "is someone chasing you" "you have phone, give"

i was a woman possessed. i spent about 80% of my time talking about heated rivalry, and the other 20% of the time praying for someone else to bring it up so i could talk about it more