I’ve seen this commercial many times but never really listened to it until now and it’s pretty wild

Republicans: We are "pro-life." ALSO Republicans: "Only a COUPLE of kids died in the custody of Border Patrol."

Holy Batman jesus, anderson cooper and andy cohen are painful to watch. We do not deserve Patti laBelle. #NewYearsEve2018 #cnn

Remember kids, you should only laugh at a joke if, and only if, you find it funny.

Someone on reddit suggested that the Muppets should host the Oscars and it's pretty much the only thing I can think about anymore. Staler & Waldorf heckling each winner Dr Teeth & the Electric mayhem playing the Best Songs Miss Piggy mad about not being nominated NO CONTROVERSY

Philly won because of a masterful icing of the kicker, not because Nick Foles is a genius... #NFLonCBS #NFLWildCardWeekend

Hearing tales of furloughed govt workers who can't make basic payments after missing one or two paychecks is a reminder of our fucked up economy! These are supposed to be middle class jobs, but if you can't survive skipping one paycheck, that's not middle class!

This is the worst-best commercial I’ve ever seen x.com/8ALTON8/status…

I’m bored. #SBLlll

If you’re accepting ideas for RDR3, allow me to suggest The Ballad Of Black Belle. Rockstar Games

Sent meself cookies today. Dis Valentine’s Day all about self-care.

SOMETHING IS ON FIRE SEND HELP

Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this? Me: COOOOKIES!!!! Therapist: No

Listened to Lamb Of God this morning on my way to work. Sobering to realize As the Palaces Burn/Ashes of the Wake was written over 15yrs ago, but now accurate/relevant than ever before. This is the art of ruin. Console yourself, you’re better alone. Remorse is for the dead.

Ghost on Sunday, Alicia keys on Monday

#Texans 2020 Schedule

Texans quarterback Deshaun Watson Deshaun Watson at George Floyd march in downtown Houston in support of the Floyd family #BlackLivesMattter #GeorgeFloyd

We are committed to doing our part. Hear Bill O’Brien’s full statement » tex.nz/36VLhya

So the Houston Texans are going to come out 100% behind Kenny Stills, right? #JusticeForBreonnaTaylor