Quality Blues moment.

Nobody talks about how much time the children of boomers spend setting up (and fixing) TV’s, iPhones, subscriptions, etc. 🫠

Sorry I can’t come my clothes look stupid on me

I've used dark mode so much that a white screen physically repulses me

If you leave your pets outside in the cold, you’re an asshole

"Your storage full. Delete photos to free up storage." me: "No I need these."

The fact that someone looked right at a purple onion and decided to name it a "red onion" really bothers me.

That "skinny" girl lifting the bar recently gained 5lbs trying to overcome her eating disorder. That skinny kid on the bench press is trying to get stronger because he’s tired of being bullied. That young girl doing her workout wrong is new to the gym and struggling with

something about showering with scalding hot water just feels right to me

Eat protein Lift weights Sleep well Practice kindness The rest will work itself out.

i love people who just naturally have morals, manners, self awareness, common sense and consideration for others.

MOOD.

Even In Arcadia, duh

USA! USA! USA!

THE NEW SECRETARY OF DEFENSE: CONNOR HELLEBUYCK 🥇🇺🇸🦅

Hey, not everything has to be political. Okay thank you, bye.

Holy shit PRESIDENT is good live.

Okay so would 12/10 recommend seeing Bad Omens live. 😳😍🖤

I've used dark mode so much that I become physically repulsed whenever i see a white screen.

*checks into gym* Desk fella “have a great workout” Me “you too” 🤦🏻‍♀️ every. single. time.