Kaitlen Exum (@kaitlen) 's Twitter Profile
Kaitlen Exum

@kaitlen

Tiara aficionado, cat lady, honorary Golden Girl, chronic oversharer. Caregiver, project manager, publicist. (She/her)

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soul nate (@mnateshyamalan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

me: what’s crazy is that rudy giuliani first rose to fame because of 9/11 teen born in 2006: ohhh. like he helped do it me: ok no, but i see how you got there

Katie Rife (@rifewithkatie) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Adam Driver is back in the news, which means it is my sacred duty to repost that time he was in the local newspaper protesting the price of mayo packets.

Adam Driver is back in the news, which means it is my sacred duty to repost that time he was in the local newspaper protesting the price of mayo packets.
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If kids got raped at Denny’s as often as they get raped at church every Denny’s in the country would get burned to the ground.

Kaitlen Exum (@kaitlen) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Feel a need to return to the dead bird app, partly because I’ve missed shouting into the void and partly because most of the folks I’m around these days don’t get my Futurama and Bob’s Burgers references. Yet I cannot and will not stop.

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I love that people from Massachusetts created the most generous, socialist health care system in all 50 states while also being the most aggressive drivers. They’re like “I want my neighbors to have the best care. They’re gonna need it if they don’t get out of the left lane.”

Kaitlen Exum (@kaitlen) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Tonight, as most nights, I find myself singing to the dog: Don’t go chasing bunny butts Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to #songsfordogs #waterfalls #tlc