WE ARE GOING TO THE SEMIS!!!!!!!!!!!

37.5% - In penalty shootouts in all competitions for #NWSL teams, Aubrey Kingsbury has saved 37.5% of the on-target penalties she has faced (9/24). All other goalkeepers have combined to save just 17.2% (20/116). Different.

.Vanderbilt Soccer SEC CHAMPS!!!!!

Which one of you goofballs thought this was a good idea

Like he legit watched hal hop back on that field on one foot and said yeah we don’t need a sub! i’m so fucking irritated

Asking the prof for extra credit at the end of the semester to get their grades just over the line actually honors and respects the traditions of Vanderbilt students in a really touching way.

The fact that “bi-weekly” can mean either that something happens EVERY OTHER week or TWICE A WEEK is a major shortcoming of the English language and aught to be accounted for.

How it feels to go to a Target in the suburbs and not have to ask an employee to let the toothpaste out of jail

FINAL No. 12 Vanderbilt 65 No. 5 LSU 61 VANDERBILT WBB TAKES DOWN #5 LSU AND MOVES TO 15-0

For women, this is called 8am pilates cancel fee

soooooo it is national bagel day and u already know New York has the best bagels but if ANYONE says OTHERWISE it is ur DUTY as a NEW YORKER to tell them that they are WRONG!!!!!!!!!

There’s an old saying in Tennessee I know it’s in Texas probably in Tennessee

i wish i lived in a sitcom and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited

TRINITY RODMAN IS STAYING IN DC!!!!!

check on the jay walkers in your life. every year the snow is devastating to our lifestyle

Free my older family members from facebook Ai 🤖 😩