Can I change it to Kamala Harris ? Cause I’d like to change something else to her …

You can’t take our country — and you can’t take our game.

.Elon Musk we’d be delighted!

Truth.

Putin's bitch does Putin bitch things. yahoo.com/news/trump-hal…

16 US banks currently operate in Canada with $113b in assets. Everything these two twatwaffles say about Canada is a lie.

Dear #MAGA, Can we hold your cult leader to his own words today?

Trump: Governor Justin Trudeau. Trudeau: Donald. Legendary. 🤣

Fun Fact! Tonight’s designated survivor is Vladimir Putin

All this because Melania decided to flirt with Trudeau.

It’s a good news day!

This morning I spoke with President Trump:

I'd collect Tim Horton's trading cards if they featured All-Star employees instead. The rarest featuring Marge from their Glace Bay location. Skills: Doesn’t apply cream cheese on only one side of a bagel. Has completed 2 correct drive thru orders in a row. Trash talks the pizza.

HOLY HELL! Look at what’s happening in LA! Someone call the National Guard! Oh, wait… that’s Jan 6… my bad 😳

Checking in on this, TheHillOpinion.

0 trade deals. 0 Epstein files. $5,000,000,000,000 added to the national deficit. MAGA, remind us why you voted for him again?

Houston: “We’ll put up signs telling people not to go into the woods.” Peggys Cove Black Rocks: “LOL!”

Here's a piece of literature by me, suitable for seventeen-year-olds in Alberta schools, unlike -- we are told -- The Handmaid's Tale. (Sorry, kids; your Minister of Education thinks you are stupid babies.) John and Mary were both very, very good children. They never picked