Some people fall asleep to soothing sounds like waves breaking on a beach or a chorus of peepers.

A lucky few are serenaded by two raccoons fiercely debating which owns a half eaten pork chop as someone nearby blasts “Cotton Eye Joe” from a Civic.

Never change, Dartmouth.

BRING ME ALL THE TINY CRUSTLESS SANDWICHES

Kids, Sackville used to have a drive in theatre, roller skating rink, horse racing track & a Disco Deli. Now they have a Giant Tiger, a Money Mart and 245 used car lots.

Ain't progress great?

I’m feline this

How you doing, friends?

Is the double layer a New Brunswick Big Stop variant? Take note, Enfield.

What the bawk?!

Watched the eclipse via a shoebox, then celebrated by raising a barn and churning some butter.

It's back for 2024! This year we are launching three shirts all going to causes that inspire us. The first to drop is a refresh of the wildly popular 'No Stupid Policy' from last year with a portion of each sale going to Canadian Red Cross! tidalsalt.ca/product/nostup…

More to come!

There are more lawn chairs set up in the Mumford Walmart parking lot than usual.

Cruise ships make me miss Theodore and feel sorry for him because you know he’s not getting that type of action in Ontario.

I missed being able to tell cruise ship tourists those are real beaver tails.

Ticks would like to remind all Nova Scotians they can get a much better view of the eclipse in dense forest regions.

You know its unseasonably cold outside when there's a goose rubbing two raccoons together in an attempt to start a fire in your green bin.