Time for this couchie to don the purple jersey. 700 roses to be pruned this weekend - tour de jardin. See you tomorrow night for some great climbing #couchpeloton

#tourcraft underway. More wheels happening as I wait for that big climbing finish #couchpeloton

Fibonacci was not a reference I was expecting on the TdF commentary #couchpeloton

Romeo is staying awake - but this is his 14th tour so he understands this is a marathon not a sprint. #tourcats #couxhpeloton #sbstdf

Have they tried turning it off and on again? #couchpeloton

One for the live feed techs #freetrolldj #couchpeloton youtu.be/gsHYSs_qgmU?si…

Where is #TrollDJ We demand answers #couchpeloton #sbstdf

6 wheels completed tonight. Time to don the purple jersey - race plan is to finish this row tomorrow night and then I’m into border territory #tourcraft #couchpeloton Are there any other tour crafters on the couch peloton this year? Please share your projects if you are here

Reaches for keys - need chocolate. With pistachio and cranberry. STAT. #platdutour #couchpeloton

Stage 16 Gruissan to Nîmes - Can I get 200 likes for this guy #letourdepoupees #couchpeloton #letourdefrance #sbscycling #TDF2024

Fig jam #couchpeloton

Trying to find the energy for #tourcraft tonight. Started this in 2017 - I’m close to abandoning- where is the finish line ? #couchpeloton

#tourcat the younger is a DNF for tonight. Think I might follow and don the purple jersey. Night all. I hope Biniam has a good safe ride for the rest of this stage. #couchpeloton

After an afternoon of holding together a finance business during global IT meltdown - I still found time to make my grape flavoured #mugcake for #toursnacks #couchpeloton Beth

One of my favourite travel memories from Nice - watching this gentleman have his afternoon coffee and cigarette. #couchpeloton

Perdita the #tourcat is feeling the fatigue from three weeks of late nights. Wait till I tell her about the Olympics. #couchpeloton

F1 update for those on the #couchpeloton - the Australian anthem is going to get a play - Oscar across the line first.