(1/4) Babysitting from day one 👶🏻🫠

I’m so sorry to those I’m holding up behind me at the car wash. My gravel road has been really muddy this week and these guys are making sure my car is RINSED. #clubcarwash #muchappreciated

"American Girl in Italy" (1951) is one of the most iconic photos of all time. It tells a powerful story and raises big questions: is it a staged scene? were these men harassing the girl? I'm going to tell you the true story behind this photo 🧵👇

my father is a municipal judge. In 2013 NM made gay marriage legal. In protest, every judge in his county stopped performing ALL marriages. Except my dad, who bought a rainbow bow tie and had me rewrite his vows to be gender-neutral. Here he 9 months later at his 80th ceremony.

First thing I see opening Twitter after learning about the BORG trend.

Me, trying to be respectful: Do I need to check in for a mobile order? 3 Workers, looking with concern: What’s the problem? There’s no problem, there was no line so asked because every place is different. After years of mobile ordering why is this still so difficult??

america: kids can work in factories now america: if an active shooter comes into their class, kids should just hide in a big metal box america: lmao why would preschool be free america: why aren’t people having KIDS ANYMORE

Fool ain't realize that the loveliest womenfolk drink whiskey.

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Promoting this because our Make-A-Wish Missouri & Kansas trip to Denmark for midwest 𖣐 was a spectacular experience after years spent in and out of the hospital!!

BREAKING: Kansas Senate SUSTAINS Gov. Kelly's veto of SB26 which would have banned gender affirming care for those under 18. The bill is now dead & Kansans who rely on hormone therapy are safe to continue making private medical decisions with their doctor. #ksleg

Knock at the Cabin was good in the sense it spelled every little thing out to the viewer. Bautista was absolutely the best part. 3.5/10 😬

can’t explain exactly why but these are vampires x.com/laracroftbarbi…

Great thread.

Flat footed, completely upright, not a lick of jiu jitsu - with a Gracie chest tattoo?? #Flowers #UFC291 #fakemma #fakebjj #boo

Fantasy talk - chances of starting Rattler with Olave & Kamara as WR1 & RB1 being a winning decision for this week?? 😬 Buccs as Defense to rally round it all out as a wild card week.