Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to take PTO

i love asking 7 different ppl for advice then doing what i want

me: come over to my house and let's do something what we do:

I’m so thankful that God didn’t make me allergic to seafood

Okay I want another dog

date idea: we get married

“You’re not bad at fantasy, the players are bad at playing”

Me up at 3AM after I finished a good tv series and now I’m just googling the cast.

when he ask me where i wanna eat and i don’t know 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

The cheat code to life is finding an unproblematic partner you’re insanely attracted to and who is willing to do life with you.

y’all shivering in this cold cause them shein jackets made out of paper towels

What do you mean??😭

“we’re fortunate that president trump” is a bone chilling choice of words to put on the most valuable billboard in existence rn

When I’m drunk and realize there is a TouchTunes.

Donald J. Trump You've been in office for almost 1 year, Why are you still talking about Joe Biden?