put a tampon in your ass then jay

A group of ladies sang “Happy Birthday” to a random man as a prank, but it turned out it was actually his birthday. 😅❤️

Prison

i am really appreciating how eager the boys are to answer. eager learners remember

he stay stressing his security guards out, like wtf did he do this for😭

I'm this old

Me pretending this is my first time hearing the tea because I can't expose my source

Using water is good. Getting a robot to wash your ass is not. No matter how good of an idea it looks right now, You do not want a camera down there in your toilet. And you most certainly do not want internet connected toilets building a database of ass prints.

it’s actually a punishment for well-behaved women

“We do not have a history of killing white people, white people have a history of killing us.”

that’s VSCO’s fault because they put half of their popular filters behind a paywall, the greed from them is what ruined the app

He stood there for five minutes and folks screamed. Don't ever compare anybody to Mike.

niggas be promo’ing these events all on insta, nice ass flyers and shit then be surprised 12 show up too

Glad they found each other in the mall that day 😂

Da answer is racism yall. They don’t like us lol it’s been established already

We’ve lost the art of just being like “hey man that was kinda uncool.” Everything has to be the biggest deal ever and people have to be groveling begging for forgiveness and apologizing profusely for every little thing. Sometimes a “yeah that was uncool my fault guys” is enough

If only there were a term for getting so unexpectedly hit with devastating information

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