I keep having dreams that me and Nev, from Catfish, work at a deli together. What could it mean?

Watching True Life: I eat nail files. What the heck kind of addiction is that?

Lansdale is a black hole on the map of Pennsylvania.

Gettin' CrAzy for Sloggy's bdayyyyyy .

I'm attracted to every man who interviews me for a job. It's a problem. #BossMen

Pizza without pineapple is a crime against nature.

Dateline: To Catch a Predator, is probably the funniest show in existence.

Anyone in the Valley come to 4th St. in Bethlehem right now! #tallyho

If the world ends on Friday, at least I can die happy knowing I starred in an emo music video with Deirdre Whitsett

Don't ever go to an Ulta store before Xmas. It's all pushy, overweight moms, shoving you out of the way to get the last tube of mascara.

Don't go to a bar in the Lehigh Valley unless you're prepared for someone to throw a drink in your face.

Does anyone want to go skiing/snowboarding with me tomorrow? I'll driveee

If the makers of Playdoh don't want kids to eat it, then why do they make play sets called things like "Playdoh Candy Shop"? #deception

Good to know LA Fitness plays Ashlee Simpson techno re-mixes over the loud speakers at closing time.

To the girls who show up to the gym with their hair curled. To the girls who show up with fake lashes and sparkly Bebe hats on. You're dumb.

I'M ME. SO WHO ARE YOI? YA NOT ME!

My dentist just called me Sleeping Beauty because I wasn't awake to answer his call at 9am... Am I crazy in thinking that's not a late time?

Quietly trying to suppress laughter as the old man in the cubicle next to me blasts "Thrift Shop".

Vision is local. Vision is here. Deirdre Whitsett . Rachel Sweeney

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