60 miles on dirt roads in Escalante. Car battery dead. But at least we looked like a Subaru ad

160 ft rappel off a car bumper. Started in that skinny canyon but stopped when we realized how skinny it actually was #panicatthedisco

Hiking is like kissing your ex. It seemed like a good idea then you promise to never do it again

A 21 year old just asked for my number at the gym ~*still got it*~

All I know is if @colton doesn’t hop the fence tonight, all basic girls are suing for false advertisement, including me #thebachelor

For the "women's sports don't matter" crowd, prepare for your timelines to be nothing but USA vs. France tweets for the next two hours and for your local alcoholic beverage dispensing establishments to have the game on every TV that matters.

When a guy has a garden

MacGregor give me some subtitles ya? #MayweatherMacGregor

🚨RESPONSE NEEDED🚨being a Fast and Furious super fan is similar to liking Nickelback

Hey twitter world, if you need faith in humanity restored, watch this. Let’s spread love not hate ya? mormonchannel.org/watch/series/m…

Wishing I could be home with my @dodgers family & with sweet Maria in the press box who shares the same unparalleled love for America #ITFDB

Dream come true #hr4hr @dodgers

“That time when I’m in Trader Joe’s and someone asks me where the grapes are... last time I wear a red shirt and pony tail in TJ”- my brother & his long hair

When your friend was homeschooled. Bless her.

Kate Hansen Update: she called tweets “twitts”

About time! nytimes.com/2017/12/05/spo…

The #IOC decision to ban Russia is not about politics, medal count or nationalism. It is not speculative. It is based on fact. It is simply about protecting the Olympic spirit, the integrity of sport, and the right to fair play. Period. n.pr/2AUxtqk

4 years ago I was preparing to compete in my third Olympic Games. Now I am basically just an Uber driver for my dog.

Genuinely curious: how many humans fasted for the Eagles today?

How luge athlete Kate Hansen got to become a "professional sledder": t.ted.com/PKGQ6MO