Is it acceptable to stalk the UPS human that delivered my package that required a signature FIVE hours early!? Asking for a friend.🤷🏼‍♀️

Well, well...🖤

I just sent this picture to a client instead of my fiancé. How’s your Tuesday morning going!?😂🥴

I watched the entire movie Last Christmas thinking, “I know this girl from somewhere. What movie is she in!?” It’s the fucking mother of dragons, breaker of chains. I’m so disappointed in myself. She deserves respect.

Maybe the reason I have trust issues is because I was told that ACNE went AWAY when you GREW UP

Just a little reminder!❤️

We are babysitting this little frenchie and I happened to be the last roommate to leave this morning. It had a full blown panic attack and was legit crying as I left. And I felt that so deeply. I came back with a pupacino 15 mins later and we are cuddling on the couch now.

I’ll be dressing up as The Grinch on the 23rd, if anyone wants to collaborate some Christmas fun. Dm me!!!

This woman guest speaker in church said that she has had a Justin Bieber song stuck in her head all morning long so she must be feeling the spirit. Who thinks it was Yummy!?🙋🏼‍♀️

Where is the BEST place to print wedding invitations??

Remember how I’m supposed to be sealed in Italy in May... coronavirus slowing ruining a girls dream.

So if the coronavirus forces me to cancel my wedding, we are going to elope somewhere really rad in Utah. Send me all your hidden gems, spots, locations, everywhere. Sincerity, a bride that is just trying to survive in theses treacherous times.

PSA: mortgage rates are incredibly low. If you or someone you know wants to see if you can save a substantial about of money on your monthly payment. Send them my way! I can run raw numbers off four basics questions to see if it’s worth your time!!

Honestly. Even though this game is iconic. I’m over here missing Jen Schroeder white shorts. UCLA Softball

My family keeps trying to get me to join their Zoom calls but like I ain’t got nothing new to share. I took three naps, ate, and stared at my phone for hours. What else do you want to know?

That one time I married my best friend on a cliff!😍😍

Buying a Ring Doorbell was one of the stupidest Amazon purchases. Now my husband gets alerts on his phone every time they deliver a package. Rookie wife move on my part.

Being married is fun and all but you can’t start a show without your significant other and honestly I wasn’t ready for that.

Getting married in your backyard with your family is NOT eloping... had to get that off my chest.

Why did stupid COVID get mommy’s Retreat cancelled!? I should be getting cuddled and spoiled by 30+ of my fav aunties right now!!!