The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

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LMAO SOMEONE SAID HIS FACE LOWERED TO HALF MAST TO HONOR CHARLIE KIRK LMAO STOP

So Tyler Robinson, Charlie Kirk’s killer, is neither a Democrat, nor transgender, nor an immigrant, but instead a 22-year-old white guy from a Republican family in Utah who loves guns and wore a Donald Trump costume on Halloween. — Did I get that right?

Morons

“I heard I’m sitting behind Pedro Pascal tonight, so hopefully they don’t catch me while I’m trying to kiss his neck or something.” — Janelle James on Pedro Pascal #EMMYs

just had a coffee SO vile at lax i’m almost certain a severance superfan made it

what 4 years of hunger does to a mf #TheSummerITurnedPretty

adam showing up to any occasion with the wedding champagne is his redemption arc he’s so funny 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #tsitp #thesummeriturnedpretty

missed opportunity for the photo album to be photos from their engagement, wedding, moving into the beach house, etc. likeeee #TSITP

We still have to see Conrad and Belly's wedding, the letter Susannah wrote to her, the beach scene, and the Valentine's Day flashback. We'll be waiting for the epilogue episode. #TheSummerITurnedPretty

Entire WORLD

Beauty in black is so unhinged 😂😂😂😂 Tyler Perry got me hooked 😂😂😂

Scheana Shay is more mad at her friends for not promoting her book than she was at her husband for cheating on her.

My brother-in-law is an expert in autism and he says that the science is clear: The reason so many kids are being diagnosed with autism is because The Epstein Files haven’t been released yet.

If you can’t pronounce Acetaminophen, you probably shouldn’t be giving out medical advice related to Acetaminophen.

My advice to pregnant women is to follow their doctor's instructions and not this dumb orange idiot who can't pronounce acetaminophen.

The president of the United States is a fucking moron.