Oh my! Nick Lowe is on Prairie Home Companion. It's the confluence of the squarest part of my life with the coolest.

@LaneLipton @cazzball Who uses the term pokey any more? I prefer the "Stoney Lonesome."

Last night I ran out of candy to give to the trick-or-treaters so I combed the pantry for something to distribute.

One kid cried in horror, "Was that duck sauce?" To shut him up I had to give him an extra packet of hot mustard too.

I'm sitting on the patio.

@LaneLipton Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says, "Wow, it's starting to get hot in here." The sencond one says ...

@LaneLipton Matt The only text I ever knew was High, Low Jack and the Game.

Let's play Words With Friends. My username is 'Ezra Lb'. http://bit.ly/dK8DdN