Like this tweet if you're a football fan! *cue Peyton Manning and David Beckham fighting in my replies*

The Art of the Deal

It is high time we all start bringing our beers to pregames in one of these babies

A piece of advice for MEN: Genuinely and OPENLY honor #WomensHistoryMonth. The women in your life will honor you back 🤝

i’m the Michael Jordan of being in my room

You give this guy another shot and he f**ks your brains out

Wonderful weather today! Even if you only a few free minutes, I recommend going outside!

Preach!

Sorry for not tweeting in awhile. Life is too exciting at the moment!

Proud to sponsor of BlueChew! It's a high-brow yet affordable medication, hence I don't use the word c*ck or bal*s

I got a dm...

Me, thinking about you

Most people my age get high on drugs right now. Not us. #Entrepreneurship

My father, 62, flew down this steep one way faster than the young folks in our group