Lol that’s so funny man. Actually it reminds me of an extremely loud and obnoxious TikTok video, which I will show you now

dusting off a Tapout t-shirt, 2 gold pinky rings and headed to D’Jais, MDW baby!!

Message to my best friend from childhood: Hey brother. I just did the math and I really don’t think I’ll be able to afford to fly out for your wedding. I feel awful. I hope you can forgive me. Message to Etsy vendor selling Master Chief Keef t shirt for $300: Whats up legend

Obviously, this was a different orangutan

Just fell to my knees in a TJ Maxx

Everywhere I go, people are saying this

That time again

Merry Christmas, take care -Matt

my New Year’s resolution is to j walk more

Anyone wanna go to Johnny mac’s and listen to the entire Yellow Card discography while we lean up against the outside green tent….gonna be insane..

It is high time we all start bringing our beers to pregames in one of these babies

Saw Pat Weber very sweaty at a night club but way sweatier when we were watching Dune

Can’t wait to bring u home to meet the fam…

Does anyone know if we need to bring our backpacks to the NYC air quality advisory

Thanksgiving. Have a good time -Matt

Yeah my Spotify Wrapped was insane

Open and shut case