Mum: Venison is really expensive! Me: I've never had it! Is it deer? Mum: Yeah, I just told you it's expensive! Me: *rolls eyes while holding back laughter*

Sitting here, silently crying while 4 and 1 are swinging on my very expensive vertical blinds like monkey bars 😥

Had my blood pressure taken yesterday and was told my pressure was 'fantastic'! Even though I was in the emergency room at the time, I'm gonna put it down to being without my kids for a few hours!! Pretty sure it wouldn't be as fantastic if I took it again now 🩺😩

I'm wondering what would happen if I didn't break up 4 and 1 when fighting over that damned musical Playtime Bus toy 🤔what's the worst that could happen...

I've penciled in a duvet day for sometime in 2035 but I think I might have to reschedule 😒

I'm not sure how I managed to teach my older children to feed themselves but trying now, with my 20mth old is making me want to commit myself 😵‍💫

My arm is currently being used as a desk for 4's iPad ...

Batch cooking is great until you actually have to cook it all 🙄

*Everyone's age today is 2022* Did you know that today the whole world is of the same age! Today is a very special day and only happens once every thousand years. Your age + your year of birth, every person = 2022 *or how old you'll be this year* Actually works, lol!!!

Why do toys even have 2 volume levels??? Low enough so I can hear myself think is just fine, thank you

Where the hell is my happy place?!? I can't even remember the last time I saw it 🤦🏾‍♀️

My 17yr old son told me he wasn't feeling well so I told him it was probably caused by not spending enough time with me! Yes, he did walk away

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Oh joy, I found the end of my tether...

Just spent 5 minutes looking for the pocket in my cardigan before I realised it was inside out 😫 I would use my kids, or being too tired as an excuse but I have to own it .. this was all me!

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